From corrupt politicians and drug cartels to tax cheats and alimony deadbeats, more or less everybody’s laundering money these days. Let’s say you have a little spare cash and you would prefer to keep it out of the grubby hands of various tax authorities, or you don’t want your spouse to know about it, or your kids. Fear not. With a little financial detergent, your dirty money can be rendered more or less untraceable. Here’s how.
The above introductory comments are edited excerpts from an article by Diane Francis entitled A Beginner’s Guide To Laundering Money as posted* on BusinessInsider.com by Mike Nudelman. (Diane Francis is editor at large with The National Post and a professor at Ryerson University’s Ted Rogers School of Management in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
Francis goes on to say in further edited excerpts:
..[T]he flow of illicit capital is distorting the global economy,
- draining wealth from emerging nations and
- inflating the cost of assets in the developed world
- $1.08 trillion departed China illegally, despite currency-control laws that require people to obtain a permit to exchange more than $50,000 a year worth of yuan into any foreign currency)…
- $880.96 billion was spirited out of Russia,
- $461.86 billion left Mexico,
- $370.38 billion left Malaysia,
- $343.93 billion left India,
- $266.43 billion left Saudi Arabia, and
- $192.69 billion left Brazil.
The total outflow, among 20 emerging economies, was $5.9 trillion, equivalent to $49 billion a month. From corrupt politicians and drug cartels to tax cheats and alimony deadbeats, more or less everybody’s doing it.
Americans wishing to spirit their cash offshore are increasingly finding their efforts thwarted by Washington’s 2010 Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act [FACTA], which requires foreign banks to turn over information about accounts held by U.S. citizens, but plenty of avenues remain for the dedicated money launderer — particularly if he or she is willing to violate the law.
Here are the basics:
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
LESSON 1: THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF OFFSHORE
Macau and Hong Kong are considered Special Administrative Regions of the People’s Republic of China, and part of what makes them special is that they are great places to launder cash. Macau is the casino capital of the world, with seven times more gaming revenue than Las Vegas, and Hong Kong is home to plenty of compliant banks and other intermediaries willing to transfer funds anywhere in the world without asking too many questions, for a fee.
– Find Yourself A Junket
Let’s say you live or work in China and want to hide a massive bribe. First, you must convert it from yuan into another currency without the government knowing. The easiest way to do this is to contact a junket, an agent in mainland China who will give you casino chips for your cash, minus fees of up to 20%.
– Hit The Casino
Take the chips to a friendly, cooperative casino, where you can gamble with them, cash them in for Hong Kong or U.S. dollars to then spend as you see fit, or deposit in a Hong Kong bank branch or, for extra safety, take them to a lawyer specializing in offshore laundering. Meanwhile, the casino will mix your chips with those from legitimate gamblers, and its accountants will book your $1 million as paid-out winnings.
– A Whirlwind Tour
Your bank or lawyer must wire-transfer the funds in such a way that the money crosses multiple borders, to frustrate detection or confiscation. For instance, the money might end up in a US trust managed by a shell company in Grand Cayman, owned by another trust in Guernsey with an account in Luxembourg managed by a Swiss or Singaporean or Caribbean banker who doesn’t know who the owner is.
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
LESSON 2: LITTLE BLUE MEN
You remember the Smurfs, those adorable little blue creatures? In financial circles, “smurfs” aren’t so innocent. They’re everyday folks who help the big guys launder their cash by making tons of tiny bank deposits and transfers in order to move money without detection.
– Find Yourself A Smurf
After arranging a smurf deal by phone or email, you’ll be asked to have the cash couriered to a smurf’s residence (probably not a mushroom in the forest, but you never know). The smurf will then deposit small amounts of your cash into an account every day for weeks or months — or years — avoiding watchful eyes by keeping the numbers small.
– Make A Withdrawal
Along the way, you can ask your smurf to withdraw some cash — which has since been rendered untraceable — but don’t go crazy. [It would be] better to have a bank wire-transfer the money to your offshore accomplices or your shell companies.
– Beware Of Cocky Smurfs
Smurfs are supposed to stay under the radar. That’s what makes them smurfs but the rise of internet banking had made smurfing even more lucrative, and some top practitioners became so big they began to draw attention. For years, Hong Kong’s most prolific money launderer was a teenager named Luo Juncheng, who originally opened a Bank of China account with a $500 deposit. During the next eight months, he made nearly 5,000 deposits, and more than 3,500 withdrawals electronically, moving $1.67 billion offshore before attracting notice. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2013 — bad news for the smurf, and his clients.
Other smurfs come to attention of authorities through their flamboyant lifestyles. In March, another Hong Kong resident, Carson Yeung, was sentenced to six years for laundering $91.27 million through his bank accounts between 2001 and 2007. A former hairdresser who’d since bought the UK’s Birmingham City football team, he claimed he had accumulated hundreds of millions of dollars in profits from stock trades, a hair salon, and gambling.
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
LESSON 3: GOING CORPORATE
The real big shots don’t bother with casinos, crooked bank managers, junkets, or smurfs. They manage to transfer millions, or billions, without handling cash or involving banks at all, instead funneling their money through corporate deals (bribes, kickbacks, and embezzlement schemes), which are exempt from currency controls.
– How To Over-Invoice
Let’s say you’re a government official or corporate executive, and you want to receive a $1 million bribe or kickback for giving a lucrative and excessively priced contract to a foreign or local business. You approve the contract, and its payment, and pad the consideration by a few million, which includes $1 million for yourself.
The client puts your $1 million overpayment into a shell company in an offshore jurisdiction, where your ownership can remain anonymous. You are then free to invest or spend the money. The business writes it off as an expense, paid out to an offshore consultant.
Or perhaps you’d prefer that your $1 million be used to buy an asset offshore for you, or that it be paid out gradually in salaries or fees to family members. Either way, you’re good to go.
– How To Under-Invoice
It’s the same thing in reverse. Simply sell your goods or services to a business at a price that is less than the goods or services are worth. Then, out of the embezzled funds, you get $1 million directly from the company that got the bargain. These funds can be placed directly into anonymous offshore account or into an asset of your choice.
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
LESSON 4: SAY IT WITH DIAMONDS
They are a girl’s best friend and a government regulator’s worst nightmare.
– Tartar Control
Let’s say you want to bring $1 million into the U.S. without detection by tax authorities. One UBS whistleblower testified that clients were urged to buy diamonds for cash, then smuggle them overseas in toothpaste tubes to fool authorities. The gems can then be sold for cash, to private dealers, once you rinse off the Colgate.
– Stamps And Plastic
Another technique is to transfer your funds to anonymous debit cards and, if you want to go old-school, collectible stamps still have their fans.
In May, Credit Suisse admitted guilt to such activities and others — such as shredding documents and keeping transactions below the US $10,000 reportable limit — to help American clients avoid taxes, paying a fine of $2.6 billion – but nobody really thinks they’re the only ones.
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
LESSON 5: TROUBLE AHEAD?
The would-be launderer should take note: Crime still pays, but the costs are on the rise. A gigantic crackdown in the West, and a similar one against corruption in China, will abate illicit money flows in the long run. In the short term, however, both crusades appear to have escalated the exodus of cash.
According to the UN, the largest recipient of FDI (Foreign Direct Investment) in 2013 was the British Virgin Islands, an archipelago with 23,000 residents. About $92 billion in foreign cash washed up there, more than India and Brazil combined. Other havens receiving massive “investments” included the Cayman Islands, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Andorra, and Vanuatu. (The laundered money doesn’t necessarily stay in such havens. It is used to purchase yachts, securities, art, and luxury estates around the world.) By 2012, tax havens held about 29% of the total foreign investment (corporate, bonds, stocks) in the U.S..
The hard reality for launderers is that “good” banks are harder to find every day, and so are jurisdictions providing complete anonymity. As a result, some very big fish are starting to get caught in the dragnet…[The above practices are totally illegal and are presented on munKNEE.com for your financial entertainment only.]
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